The Fallen

Please don't be conned by the title ; it's not like that I fallen in love with some stranger from no-where that I suddenly bump in the corner of street.

It's another fallen's story...

Well, it's begin when my civic teacher --who very moody-- not in the right mood to teach. So he leave us --me and my classmates-- with nothing to do, except entangled in the one hour everlasting boredom.

Me-- who obviously hate boredom like the rest of the 99% world population. Start to curs-- I mean to complained his great policy.

Therefore I decide to combat my boredom by flee from the class. Luckily, the civic class located on the 4th floor, so I begin to mesmerize the beautiful view of Jakarta's nature.

Suddenly it's happen

My hair feel a bit itchy ; so I rub it with moderato tempo.

And it's fallen....

My glasses --the red coloured -- with silver steel and plastic wrap.

From the 4th floor thee descend

Crashing to the hard stern school field's concrete

Splitting the lens into two perfect symmetrical glass

And splitting my Three Hundred Thousands Rupiah, from my mother purse....

Oh it just another day...

Anti Social

I don't know why it's happened to me. But I think my Anti Social-disorder rate's keep going up the bar...

Yes, like everyone should know --because it's the newspaper put it at the headline and the tv keep broadcast it-- the tremendous natural catastrophe hitted our country, for ummm let's say five time in a row.

As my sociology teacher taught me that 'Human is Social being' and "normally" able to feel the happiness as much the sorrow of the others "being". So According to my teacher, "normally" I must feel  at least a tiny bit sympathy.

But, I do not feel any.

Winnie the Pooh

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."
— A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh)

 "I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true"
— A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh)

I'm sure most of you -the reader, must known that two quotes. But I think, 99% of you --included me before posted this article-- don't know who the rightful author of those quotes.

Curses!

Reality seems to be cruel to me today. Things that I thought only happened to another people, actually comes to greet me and say ; hello you're the chosen one to bear this misery, good luck ;D!

Don't know how, but suddenly my mobile phone got some SMS like this from 9600.

Cabelas Big Game Hunter 2010 is one of the most bestselling hunting game that exist in 2009. Free Love Calculator at http://202.78.200.172/kc/index.php?p=33

And another three SMS like that. And you know what happened next. My IDR 8,500 pulse drop down to IDR 2,000 in this instance. And it's drop to perfect zero after I phoned the Customer Service to stop the service that I never asked.


I'm not the hypocrite and want to be pitied people who send their complaint to newspaper and said ; I don't care about the money that I lost, I just want the other people don't suffer the same misery as I am.

Of course I do care about my money that I lost! And  additionally, I wish other people suffer the same misery as I am. Don't call me egoist I just don't want to suffer this alone....

Give me back my money 9600!! I never asked you to send me that money-sucker SMS!!

Like it will happen....

Buzz attack!!

It literally Buzz  -bees to be exact. Don't know why and don't know how. But surprisingly a colony of bee had managed to settled and made a nest on the tree in my garden. And this morning my father -who obviously can't stand listen my youngest brother cried ; accept the unreasonable-baby-impulse and shook the nest with a long wooden stick.

And what's happened next is predictable.

Horray!!

Masih inget kan beberapa waktu yang lalu saya ikut Lomba Cerita anak -September ceria? Gak menang sih, tapi masuk 10 terbaik , no.5 O.o Yah lumayanlah untuk cerita anak perdana saya :)

Link selengkapnya klik disini

Materialized Hypothesis

 

Just happened one weeks ago...

It's a typical Tuesday morning for me ; it means I forgot to set up my alarm -again, and woke up late. It just another bad luck day, If my morning's life is one of the gag manga. There's must be a Super Hurry Mode : On 's text written above my head ; I had my breakfast in three minutes ; brush my teeth in one minute, and put my shoes on in thirty seconds....

Bad luck will come for the people who late....

Yes that proverb -which I just made, seems true for me. I forgot to brought my sports uniform. And as expected I can't do sport.

So I sat at school's aisle ; waiting my other classmates finished the sport session.

And it's happened...

UTS Hari Pertama -Bahasa Indonesia

Saudara-saudara pemberantasan korupsi yang dilakukan lembaga penegak hukum berdasarkan data akhir tahun 2005 ini belum maksimal. Banyak kasus yang tidak jelas, bahkan sama sekali tidak diputuskan menurut hukum oleh lembaga keadilan kita yang seharusnya berwibawa ini. Pemerintah tampaknya belum serius menangani masalah ini, padahal budaya korupsi di negeri Indonesia yang kita cintai ini sudah mengakar kuat sedalam-dalamnya di setiap lapisan masyarakat

Ekspresi gerakkan yang harus ditunjukkan ketika membaca pidato diatas adalah :

a.Mengangkat kepalan tangan ke atas
b.Menghentak-hentakkan meja dan memukulnya penuh semangat
c.Menunjuk ke atas menggunakan jari telunjuk
d.Membuka tangan lebar-lebar menyemangati
e.Menghentak-hentakkan kaki sesuai irama.

What the...??

~Salah satu soal UTS Bahasa Indonesia hari ini ; seorang siswa biasa yang mempertanyakan kredibilitas pembuat soal membedakan fakta dan opini~
 

My Friend's madness -and me, his devil's whisperer

Cerita ini adalah cerita iseng tapi nyata yang dialami temen saya yang pendiam tapi mengerikan (psycho gitu...) Saya tidak tersangkut paut apa-apa, selain membisikkan beberapa saran yang "baik"

Cerita ini juga di post di thread curhat di kners.com 

Cerita ini adalah cerita nyata, namun karena si penulis berprofesi sebagai seorang penulis?? Maka ada "sedikit" bumbu di sini. 

Silakan menikmati :)

It's Coming!!

Sunday, 19th September 2010

Sigh...it's a bit disappointing. Well, today it's the end of the school's holiday. And tomorrow, at 20th September, the tremendous hit of school's life reality will come to greet me -Again!!

Why I'm telling you that? Well , it's because 8 days from now on, 27th September 2010 to be exact, the mid-term test will begun. And you know what?? I can't stand the math... I just totally forgot about 80% of the formula during this holiday.

It's kinda pathetic....

I don't really care about my math score, since I have no interest at that abstract number's calculation -even though I know, some teachers said math is the mother of science. For my future , I planned to be a novelist or at least a legal advisor, so I will take a law degree for my College. And FYI me, this one and only Naisbitt Iman Hanif, trapped in this Science Class -Well, The best and pure science class. For the rest of my Senior High School's life.

Good for me, For this semester I don't have any physics subject -For you who confused my school is using SKS like college- So I only worry about math, Cause I can do chemistry, good at religion, advance at civic, have no worries about PE and Art because it's not tested , and expert at language excluding Mandarin, cause I'm not Chinese and only know how to say things like "how are you" "My name is..." And other basic thing like that.

Okay, now back to topic, in my holiday, I read 4 novels which are Street Kid, The Touch, Kiky The Magician Delivery, and Bilangan Fu. But cause I read Bilangan Fu online in google books, my progress is 60/500 pages, what a pity...

Oh yeah, and I have some annoying Art's homework that only 1/2 in progress. My senior high school it just sucks.. If in the end of the night before sleep, a normal teenager will think about what kind of fun and exciting things that they will do with their friends tomorrow. Us .. the 78 Senior High Schoolers (SMA 78 Jakarta) must think what kind of test or assignment that we will have tomorrow.

And at last but not least... I will say it to me :

Welcome home, My dear cruel reality :)

Menyebalkan!

Menyebalkan!

Apa kau tahu bagaimana rasanya jika sepiring makanan lezat dihidangkan di depan anda? Tapi anda dilarang untuk mencicipinya, dan hanya dibiarkan kelaparan mencium baunya?! Dan lebih parahnya lagi, seorang pencicip makanan profesional yang biasa anda lihat di televisi hadir di depan anda dan melahap makanan itu tanpa ragu.

Ia membiarkan anda kelaparan sambil sesekali mengomentari rasa dan tekstur makanan itu tanpa malu-malu seujung kuku di depan mata anda. Setelah itu ia bersendawa dan mengelus-ngelus perutnya dan pergi begitu saja, membiarkan anda melongo dengan mulut ternganga yang dapat dipastikan jika anda dipotret kamera dengan resolusi yang bahkan hanya VGA, teman-teman anda yang ditunjukan foto tersebut akan tertawa terbahak-bahak melihat liur anda yang sudah menetes tidak karuan.

Libur ^^

Akhirnya libur juga , bye-bye sekolah XD XD

Phobia

~Phobia merupakan sebuah rasa takut yang irrasional terhadap suatu hal~

Kemarin malam ketika setelah browsing internet, badan saya terasa pegal karena terlalu lama duduk. Kemudian, saya beranjak ke sudut kamar saya untuk merebahkan diri sejenak di sofa empuk.

Dan saat itulah saya melihatnya ...

Serangga berwarna kecoklatan, ia memiliki dua sungut panjang yang juga berwarna coklat  terletak di kepalanya, sayapnya ber-resonansi searah dengan kecepatan arah angin. Matanya menyala merah menatap ke arah saya, dan tanpa peringatan, serangga itu terbang ke arah saya.

Saya berteriak..

Nostalgic days

Hari ini entah kenapa saya merasa nostalgic dan melancholic
Setelah selesai belajar tadi, saya tidur-tiduran, dan entah kenapa "ia" kembali


Serpihan memori itu


Memori dari dua tahun yang lalu


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Hari itu saya libur. Karena pendidikan jenjang sekolah menengah pertama baru saja saya tamatkan, sebuah ijazah tercetak dengan tulisan "lulus UN" diatasnya terpampang di meja saya,  di bawahnya angka 8.925 menemani si tulisan lulus.

Jujur saya lumayan puas dengan prestasi akademik saya, dengan nilai itu saya dapat masuk ke SMAN 78 Jakarta, satu-satunya SMA di Indonesia dengan sistem SKS.

Tapi hanya itulah hal yang saya syukuri dalam hidup saya , hanya itulah hal yang dapat katakan saya puas